Apple: Reasonable People Can't Believe iPhone Ad

Company says ad plaintiff misread statements as "claims of fact"

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The iPhone 3G.
The iPhone 3G.

This is too precious to pass up. From Apple, in defending itself against a lawsuit that claims an iPhone 3G ad was deceptive (quoted by Brian X. Chen at Wired magazine's Gadget Lab):

Plaintiff's claims, and those of the purported class, are barred by the fact that the alleged deceptive statements were such that no reasonable person in Plaintiff's position could have reasonably relied on or misunderstood Apple's statements as claims of fact.