Carpool to the Polls to Cast Your Vote; Get Free Ice Cream

How dare the GreenEco's (sounds like a lizard - neat) support the cow enslavers, Ben and Jerry- Do they know what it's like to be a diary cow, utters clamped in cold steel sucking contraptions, standing on a cold concrete floor, tails swishing flies for eternity. The only sound these animals hear is the throbbing drone of the milking machine and electronic crackle of the bug zapper. All this, so some yuppies can suck on some decadently named flavor like, "Mocoa Moo Madness".

When we animal rights activists take over and form a coalition world government, with our animal brethren, you can be sure Nazis like Ben and Jerry will be brought to justice and pay for their crimes against animanity...

And speaking of voting... Why can't animals vote? Where's ACORN for the wild kingdom? If ACORN can register dead people why not animals? Monkeys, whales and dolphins speak to each other...Why can't we invest in special ballot for them?

While we're on the animal rights, green topic, perhaps we could just elect the democrats and Obama for life...Think of the carbon savings no ballots no diving to the polls again - EVER!

Of course we will have to teach the Dems not to eat meat, but I know they'll see the light. They're so close to peace and truth already.

Well I must go now - I'm late for my Sierra Club and Pro Abortion Meeting... ANd tomorrow we can all welcome a world of "Change"... The sunrise of a new Messiah....

R.L. Schaefer of CA 6:17PM November 03, 2008