As America's economic outlook grows increasingly gloomy, here's a little financial crisis humor:
1) I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds"...
I'm wondering is it them or me?...
3) With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?Start off with a large one.
4) How do you define optimism?
A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.
5) What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?A large pizza can still feed a family of four.
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