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Steve Jobs is a CONTROL FREAK who can only see HIS vision of everything. Too bad Apple didn't go under in 1997 before Micorosoft bailed them out and saved them. If Jobs had his way, the entire internet would be like iTunes. He'd probably make an iChip if he could so that you had to own an iPhone just to access HIS internet, by the time he got done with it. And little iT_ards (TM) would rejoice everywhere praying to the church of Apple.

Zing of FL 5:46AM November 26, 2010

BRITNEY IS MINE!!!
Dear Scientists,
You as a scientist bare the responsibility to save
humanity, the code to infinity as been cracked and i
am here to give you the data.
it is now your job to give up on jealousy and start
your mission of experimenting this science, i am unable
to give you the entire data right now because i do not
believe you can handle the truth. i want you all to get
on your feet and start the experiments, as you experiment
you will find the answers on your own, this will make you
a better scientist.
just remember, if you ignore this article, you should hold
yourself responsible for all the deaths and misery humanity
is going through right now.
every day, people are committing suicide, everyday evil
stuff is happening on earth, you will not deny the truth.
open up your eyes and accept it, i am the one that has cracked
the code, and give up that jealousy within you to become the
one, it is too late now, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE "ONE".
here is the data you need, any color that is not 100% white
is responsible for abusing humanity.
colors do not come from white, that is why they are not white.
they contain darkness inside them, and darkness just like a
black hole pulls imagination and life, making humanity mortal.
wear white clothes dye your hair to white and experiment it.
wear black clothes and experiment it. i want results now
i want them fast.
infact i want you to shave your head and eyebrows and wax
all the body hair on your body including private parts.
anything dark near your body including sun-tan will pull
jealousy from other scientists that do not want you to rise
into power and they will control your mind and imagination.
they will turn you into religious freaks so you can ignore
science so you can ignore truth, they do it so they can be
"the one" or "the two" in this case now that there can no
longer be "THE ONE".
so ignore everything and only pay attention to me, find me
on youtube find me at places, i will start a site soon.
just find me somehow, i will accept your jealousy too
i can handle it, because i am the most supreme being on
this planet.
using black and white you can create a time machine too.
every time you are wearing black you will notice you are angry
every time you are wearing white you will notice you are happy.
white stops aging, black or any color will speed up aging.
immortality is here, we are all gods, i am sick of suicides
i am sick of jealousy.
imagination of humanity is pulled and you read it when
you wear black colors.
another experiment you can do is, sleep in a completely
white bed, with a white pillow and etc, make sure to
wax legs and etc, you will have a beautiful dream.
you will see me in your dreams if you do it right.
otherwise, you are just another jealous failure in the making.
i've done time travel, i've done reversing aging,
look around you, look at people around you, ones that wear
white clothes will always look more vibrant and younger.
this is because they

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