It's 5/3 lbs (1.66) of beef with lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, chili and Fritos on an eight-inch sesame seed bun.
The team says it feeds one to four people and sells for $20, and if a person finishes the Fifth Third Burger in one sitting, the team will offer up a Fifth Third Burger T-shirt.
So there you have it: A nearly 5,000-calorie monstrosity (mmm.... monstrosity) is named for a bank that lost roughly 90 percent of its value in the last year. My stomach is growling even as my head wants to explode.
Related: For more obscene food goodness, see This is why you're fat.