What TV and Movie Scenarios Would Cost in Real Life

How much would you shell out for a car chase a la “The Fast and the Furious”?

Hollywood, UNITED STATES: The set from 'Fast and Furious' is pictured at Universal Studios in Hollywood, 09 April 2007. Universal Studios Hollywood is the original Universal Studios theme park, created initially to offer tours of the real Universal Studios soundstages and sets. It is one of four fully-fledged Universal Studios Theme Parks, along with Universal Studios Orlando, Universal Studios Japan, and the upcoming Universal Studios Singapore, which will be completed by 2010. From the beginning, Universal has offered tours of its studio. In the silent-film days, Carl Laemmle's tour included a chance to buy fresh produce, since then-rural Universal City was still in part a working farm. Shortly after MCA took over Universal Pictures in 1962, accountants suggested a tour stop in the studio commissary would increase profits, and in 1964, the modest tour was expanded to include a series of dressing room walk-throughs, peeks at actual production, and later, staged events. This grew over the years into a full-blown theme park - the narrated tram (formerly 'Glamortram') tour still runs through the studio's active backlot, but the staged events, stunt demonstrations and high-tech rides overshadow the motion-picture production that once lured fans in Universal Studios Hollywood.

The set from "Fast and Furious" is pictured at Universal Studios in Hollywood, Calif.

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You watch enough television and movies, and eventually, it's unavoidable. Even if you accept that a storyline is fiction, you start to think: That could never happen in real life. One of the main reasons is that few people have the budget of a Hollywood production company. So purely for fun, we thought we'd look at some of the common tropes that often play out in TV and the movies – and look at how much it would cost to do the same things in real life.

The scene: Hiring a private eye to trail someone.

Examples of where we've seen this: There are too many shows to mention, but NBC's "The Rockford Files" was famous for it. More recently, "Monk" and "Psych."

What it costs: Rates vary, but expect to pay several hundred dollars, and maybe several thousand.

How reality differs from Hollywood: First of all, this actually does happen, probably more than we realize – it's just for more mundane reasons than those on television. Jerry Bussard, owner of AAA Detective Agency, Inc., in Cincinnati has been following suspects since the business opened in 1976. But if he's going to trail someone, it is usually for a workers' compensation case, or perhaps something involving child custody or an unfaithful spouse.

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Bussard says his firm typically works on a retainer basis, usually in the $1,500 to $2,000 range. Hourly rates run from $65 to $80 an hour. Of course, rates vary depending on the city. Throughout the country, "surveillance can range from $600 to $1,200 per day," says Tom Burnett, a spokesman for Wymoo International, a worldwide detective agency headquartered in Jacksonville, Fla. Discounts often kick in if you hire a detective to trail someone for a week or longer, he says.

On the plus side, if you hired Bussard, a former cop, to trail your crooked business partner, and a thug roughs him up in a mall food court, he won't charge you extra."We don't charge hazardous duty pay," he says, chuckling. But as a rule, you won't be able to hire detectives to sneak into your nemesis's mansion to steal back the diamond necklace that belonged to your late great-grandmother.

"We stay within the federal laws," Bussard says. "We're not law enforcement. We're strictly hired witnesses."

The scene: Pretending to be someone you are not.

Examples where we've seen this: The movies "Tootsie," "Working Girl" and "The Secret of My Success" all mined this territory; more recently, and with much less success, ABC's 2012 short-lived sitcom, "Work It," revolved around two men who pretend to be women to get jobs.

What it costs: Maybe nothing, but hopefully you have a good attorney.

How reality differs from Hollywood: It comes down to whether you're caught, and assuming you do this in the work environment, whether your boss or the person in authority has a good sense of humor.

"Repercussions for the individual would likely include some type of discipline from the employer – write-up, suspension, all the way up to termination of employment, depending on the exact nature of the employee's actions, if a supervisor is not in the mood to play along with the act," says James W. Heslep, an employment attorney at Steptoe & Johnson PLLC in Bridgeport, W.Va.

He points out another reason to be very careful about playing around with sitcom plot devices in real life: "The repercussions on the employer could actually be far worse than those for the employee," Heslep says.

Let's say you pretended to be your boss to impress your dad, and you gave a client some incorrect information, which led to a business deal going south. Then later, the client learned that you, not your boss, gave them this information. Your real boss's company could be liable for damages, Heslep says, and hilarity would not ensue.

The scene: You're in a car chase.

Examples where we've seen this: It's a staple of virtually every action movie and/or detective series. Classic examples include "Bullitt" (1968), "The Rock" (1996) and any "Fast and Furious" movie.