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"No WAY should the government issue a trillion-dollar coin. Think of the hassle just retooling all the vending machines!" "How about we keep Social Security and maybe not spend billions for NORAD to keep tracking Santa every year? #FiscalCliff"
"Sand dollars are now worth only 10 percent of what they were worth in 1947. #BeachInflation"
Hint: Accordionist, parody believer and eclectic comedian.
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